lists

I am in the process of making two lists.
One = SKILLS GAINED
Two = INJURIES OBTAINED

This picture belongs on the latter list, obviously. Other entries include:

- numerous cuts on lower legs from being stupid and wearing shortpants
- blisters on fingers from wire work in the vineyard
- constant hangover from continual drinking
- broken heart due to hunky farmhand, chivalrous neighbourboys and the general male population of Italy
- bruises on forehead thanks to doorways being built so long ago when people were short
- mystery bug bite on stomach. maybe spider. probably tick.
- scorch mark on wrist from olive branch bonfire